Let’s face it, most people who go to bars have a certain type of place they prefer. Some folks like upscale bars, some discos. Some may want a place for a quiet date while others just want to knock back a few brews and shoot some pool. Either way The Bar Review provides the information you want to plan your evening.

Excerpts from the Bar Review.

Wheeee! We’re no experts, but we sincerely believe we witnessed the beginnings of an orgy. Or perhaps, the liveliest game of Truth or Dare ever seen by man. Any man. The women to men ratio was 20 to us. Alas, a cruel twist of fate laid waste all hopes we had harbored. They were all fans of Ellen. Things that make you go hmmm…

A big favorite with the Skoal crowd, this is a place where you don’t want to take a swig off the wrong beer bottle…

Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, we had to walk into theirs. Underdressed…

Prominent, yet dead, James Habersham is said to still hang out here even though he left this house almost two centuries ago…

If you’re not into darts, hard drinking, or cheap women, this might not be the place for you…

Family crests line the walls, the stamped-tin ceiling is the real deal, and little brass placards mounted in the bar reserve a seat for those regulars who have gone on to that great barstool in the sky…

In these politically correct, militantly anti-smoking times, this bar is like a breath of fresh air. Everyone in here was puffing a cigar, including the women…

At the risk of getting the Korean Mafia after us, we have to say that this is the worst strip bar in Savannah, and possibly the Southeast…

The all-male clientele, unisex bathroom and gay literature left lying about leaves little doubt as to what’s going on here. Not that there’s anything wrong with that…

We had such a good time we forgot to take notes, and had to make a rare second appearance. Purely for the sake of research, you understand…

It’s hard for us to limit ourselves to only a few lines on a bar worthy of an entire novel, but we’re gonna try. There’s more character, color and camaraderie crammed into these four walls than in ten other bars, and it’s all done in a style that has been imitated by many, successfully by none…